How not to win a Nigerian presidential election.
• Declare that you won’t contest a second term then go back on your words and contest
• Don’t give a damn about declaring your assets
• Politicize chibok girl’s saga and claim it’s a lie and manipulation of the opposition
• Wait till 6weeks before the delayed elections to seriously tackle book haram
• Privatize darkness (sorry power) and make Nigerians pay hefty fees for the darkness
• Do not implement oil subsidy probe report rather constitute a committee to constitute another committee that will implement
• Grant pardon to formerly imprisoned corrupt public office holders
• Declare that corruption is not stealing
• Choose not to prosecute corrupt people or “even show them on the TV”
• Write a computer program abi na technology to fight corruption (Even oyibo no get that type)
• Be unable to account for 20billion dollars NNPC funds rather sack the CBN governor
• Release your media representatives aka attack dogs and lion to continue insulting the intelligence of Nigerians as a cover up for you hopelessness in government.
• Buy weapons at 9.5million dollars cash with a citizen’s private jet.
People there’s a lot more from where this came but this should clearly show why Nigerians lost faith in a man they overwhelmingly voted for in 2011.
