World's longest penis mistaken for bio-weapon at airport

The mna acknowledged to possess the world's longest penis was stopped by airport security guards who feared it was a bio-weapon. Jonah Falcon, who measures up at 13.5 inches, was travelling from San Francisco to New York when guards were 'aroused' by a potential security threat, reports the New York Daily News.
Federal agents used a body scanner, a metal detector and patted down his trousers with powder to check for a biological threat. One guard asked if there was anything in his pockets, while another asked if he had "some sort of growth". The 41-year-old, who managed to board his flight on time, said afterwards: "I'm just gonna wear bike shorts from now on. That way, they'll know."